This glorious, body protecting fishtail parka from Arc’Teryx Veilance is made in Canada out of nylon “techno” fabric. It comes in an (unce unce unce) unbelievably perfect olive green and features a slight (mm tsst mm tsst mm tsst) turteneck for wind protection and a (dnkadnka deh dnkadnkadnka deh) dual snap and zip placket to keep the elements at bay. A brand known for their incredible outer-(waaaah waahwaah whwhwhwhwh)-wear, you’d have to be rave-ing mad not to pick one up on sale for $228 (down from $455). P.S. give me a call if you’d like me to sound out any of those ad libs for you.
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