I’ve had a rough relationship with overcoats ever since “the incident” when I was 14. But no gnarly old homeless flasher is gonna stop me from digging these Unionmade x Golden Bear Montgomery Top Coats. Made in the USA, the slim-fitting jackets have a lightweight cotton twill body and a blind front placket which keeps the buttons hidden from view, much like I wish the mangled crotch of that hideous old pervert was. Anyway, Unionmade has a handful of colors on sale right now, for all you stylish would-be flashers out there looking to scar an innocent teenager for life.
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