Muttonhead may have just changed the got-damn game with their new Coaches Jackets. These Canadian-made, nylon ripstop toppers are so good, they make me want to confess to shit I didn’t even do. Like that time last weekend I didn’t drunkenly smoke a cigarette butt I found in the ashtray. Royal blue and black are your options, like the black eye I didn’t give that guy for grabbing my wife’s ass at a bar last year.
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