Cadet PFC Pants

Can we just take a minute to appreciate the next level punnage in the product description for these military-inspired PFC Pants from Cadet. The first line reads, “Let your privates fly first class.” As in Private First Class, the military ranking, but also privates first class, like your junk in some nice pants. That’s almost as good as the PFCs themselves, which are made in New York out of a cotton-poly blend and feature a zip fly and button closure, taped seams and a hidden coin pocket. Get ‘em now for 25% off.

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