AXS Folk Technology Down Shirt Jacket

If you’re like me, then functional hiking gear with stylish details always gets your nipples hard with excitement. This US-made Down Shirt Jacket from AXS Folk Technology has a quilted cotton/nylon shell, which’ll actually keep your nips warm and soft, and a contrast corduroy collar and copper snap buttons, which’ll harden ‘em right back up again. Grab yours from Sir & Madame for $276, and get pokey.

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