What We Read This Week

You wouldn’t think that a YouTube video of Will Sasso driving around and doing his Arnold Schwarzenegger impression would be the funniest thing on the internet this week, but it is. YouTube: Arnold Schwarzenegger Driving by Will Sasso (Pt. 1 – 14)

Revenge is a dish best served embarrassing. The Daily Dot: Man exposes laptop thief’s “plump” porn habits

A great interview with Sonic Youth’s Kim Gordon from – of all places – Elle Magazine. Elle: Kim Gordon Sounds Off

And finally, a surprisingly fascinating Tumblr about creating, transporting and installing giant pieces of art. Installator

The trailer for the documentary about Lenny Cooke’s basketball career is heartbreaking enough, I don’t think I can handle watching the whole thing. Hypebeast: Lenny Cooke Documentary Chronicles the Rise and Fall of a High School Basketball Phenom

Jimmy Kimmel asked a bunch of lousy hipsters how they felt about non-existant bands. Hilarity ensued. YouTube: Lie Witness News – Coachella 2013

Time’s 100 Most Influential People list came out this week. Was anyone else shocked to see Mario Balotelli on it? Time: The 2013 TIME 100

Maxminimus pays a visit to Atlanta’s menswear mecca Sid Mashburn, and it far exceeds his expectations. Maxminimus: Sid Mashburn

An ode to the plain white “reproduction” Reebok courtesy of Johnn Lugg and his Guide to Bad Taste. A Guide to Bad Taste: Reproduction Reeboks

Jeff Hillard explores the intricacies of the three roll two button stance. J.Hilla: 3-roll-2 button stances, from the most open to the most closed

Get ready to have your mouth water for bacon maple donut goodness when you read my Q&A with the donut mistress of Somerville, Heather Schmidt. N’East Style: Heather Schmidt

Really excited to see Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy return as Jesse and Celine in Before Midnight. iTunes Movie Trailers: Before Midnight

This is a great article about how to keep the salmon fishing industry sustainable, and close to home. Northword: The Salmon Cycle: Keeping Salmon Sustainable and Close to Home.